November's Chopin

Gold Medal Game

Crosby

Verb.

1.  to cry for no reason at all. Eg. It’s only one goal, stop crosbying.

2.  to take all the credit after being useless in the entire tournament (except for the first two games) and coming back in overtime to score the game winning goal. Eg. Stop crosbying, we deserve some credit as well.

Noun.

1.  a person portraying qualities similar to Sidney Crosby. Eg. With the way you are acting, I think you are a Crosby.

Synonyms: Crybaby, wuss, Clement.

Antonyms: Pronger, Ovechkin.

Clement

Noun.

1.  a wanna-be American who just wants to die when supporting the U.S. in a Canadian room. Eg. Don’t support the U.S., are you a Clement?

2.  a teenager who wants to get jacked. Eg. Are you a Clement? You keep on going to the gym!

Synonyms: American.

Oh right. Canada won. Yay.